20051608

I am joining the Marines in January. I scored really high on my asvab, it...98 which is one point below the best. I thought they must have been mistaken, or my recruiter was fucking with me. It happened like this...
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Me-"Hello?"
Stranger-"Yes, is this Miles Wyntholos?"
Me-"Yeah"
Stranger-"Well you see I found some underwear with your name on it, you know, with the shit streaks?"
Me-"Hey Gunny, whats up?"
Gunny-"nothing much man, i am looking at your asvab score...and I see that you could have done better"
Me-"Shoot man, I know I could have done better, I didn't have anything to eat all day except what you gave me for breakfast, which of course was 18 hours ago."
Gunny-"You could have done better and you didn't? What kind of crap are you smokin'?"
Me-"Sorry gunny, but I just didn't do as well as I thought I could"
Gunny-"Well, if you did better you would have made a 99"
Me-"What are you talking about?"
Gunny-"You made a 98"
Me-"You better not be shittin me, cause if you are you are going to feel my fist man! *Laughs*"

It was a cool thing to happen. On my clerical skills I made a 137, on my mechanical I made a 119, on my electronics I made a 129 and on something else I made a 130.

I got drunk for the first time on friday night. I drank about 12 shots of Bacardi and 2 beers, which I think were natural ice. I passed out on the person that I was at's table, floor, couch, sink, and im sure a couple other places. I threw up in the sink, they had this huge sink that I practically filled up. When I got home I threw up on the fence 2 times and beside the door 1 time. I passed out on my bed. While I was in the car on the ride home I saw that the clock said about 145, and I woke up a couple hours later with a shitty hangover till 430pm. I had to go to the "pool activity" which is basically a pain in the ass if you are drunk or have a hangover =P